“At these points, when you are in a strange land where you have limited command of the language, there is typically, as there was on this occasion, a moment of slight hesitation before entry”
“It can’t be long before he too has a show where he can shout “fuck” at well-meaning, but unfortunately illiterate, deep-fryer operators in midwestern US towns”
“Coming down the stairs from an almost unmarked entrance, I felt a bit like Walter White entering Gustavo Fring’s purpose built subterranean meth lab for the first time”
“I can only imagine what the poor well meaning Japanese must think when they visit our cities, infested with litter, noise, homelessness and crime. It’s probably why many don’t bother that much.”
“As it turns out, the turtle had hit oil. And not just a few drops. In Texas, I think they’d call it a “gusher”. We were apparently in the capital of Taiwanese Irwin mango production.”