“Wherever I have lived in the world there has always been a kindly Ghanaian man who is skilled with a pair of clippers and bestowed with an entrepreneurial spirit.”
“Yes, there are Philly cheesesteaks too, which were good in a cheap and dirty kinda way and eaten leaning forward while sat on a park bench to avoid cheese whizz getting on my shorts”
“Wedding aside, my plans for New York had inevitably included chasing “only in New York” moments. A walk in central park, eating a slice at night after a show, visiting a proper Jewish deli for chopped liver bagels. That sort of thing.”
“At these points, when you are in a strange land where you have limited command of the language, there is typically, as there was on this occasion, a moment of slight hesitation before entry”
“It can’t be long before he too has a show where he can shout “fuck” at well-meaning, but unfortunately illiterate, deep-fryer operators in midwestern US towns”
“Coming down the stairs from an almost unmarked entrance, I felt a bit like Walter White entering Gustavo Fring’s purpose built subterranean meth lab for the first time”